If someone wants something, they will almost always try to sell it to them. This person thinks about what an underrated and overlooked barnburner of a game that was, a freakshow featuring Dak Prescott throwing for five touchdowns and yards, and Razorbacks QB Brandon Allen somehow besting him by throwing for seven touchdowns and yards through the air.
The cameras caught Mississippi State fans getting so excited they fought each other in the stands. It is a whale of a game. Not the friendly kind, but the species that headbutts passing freighters for fun and yearns to flip a diver into the air with the flick of its tail. This hypothetical person might want to go watch that whole game just for fun.
This would be hosted by someone named H wGz1lla To recap: We live in a world where I can go all the way back to and on demand watch a abomination between a Jacksonville Jaguars team and a genuinely reprehensible Houston Texans squad. That is an unjust world, and we should not tolerate it. Instead, go ahead and charge us a reasonable fee. Let prime-aged college football flow to consumers, and help everyone pass the hours between now and whatever resembles normal.
Eyeballs here, spreadsheet bots. This is a new revenue stream in a moment when I know rights-holders need one badly. How do I know? Because I saw the grim reaper of advertising market death last week: Chris Berman, stuffed into a sports coat straining at the buttons, hawking extended auto warranties in prime time during a replay of the Cavs beating the Warriors in game seven of the NBA Finals.
His kingdom is death, and its landscape is made of low-budget ads for tactical sun visors and home generators. There are tactical sunglasses so I can drive to Costco exactly like I did before, but now I do it for the troops. There is a tactical car visor to keep me from driving directly into the sun and vaporizing my entire family in the process, something that has somehow not happened yet to me, and will definitely happen eventually if I keep driving without one.
I owe the Tactical ad wave this, too. Look at how happy he is destroying the hearing of his sleeping grandchildren! Dude is doing this in the name of watching Rutgers-Illinois at noon. The generational commitment to making everyone share the pain of your mistakes on display here — in this case, voluntary and lasting hearing damage — is simply incredible. This man will drag his whole family to hell with him, but not before stopping in Champaign for an Illini win over the Scarlet Knights.
Watching that particular game at any volume is a desperate act in theory. Right now is a desperate time in reality. A lot of businesses got caught without reserves or the ability to adapt on the fly. That even includes previously bulletproof cable channels incapable of thriving off lucrative television carriage fees most people scarcely realized they were paying.
There is something left in the strategic reserve, rights-holders of the world. But I promise, people will watch it, and not just by appointment. Watching any game ever at exactly the time I want to watch said game? The schedule for the —20 bowl games is below. College Football Playoff and Championship Game. For the season, the Rose Bowl and the Sugar Bowl will serve as national semifinals for the College Football Playoff National Championship in Miami, Florida, meaning that the teams ranked 1 through 4 in the final College Football playoff rankings will play in those two bowls, with the winners advancing to ….
Two more college football bowl games have been scrapped from the postseason. The two games canceled are played in two of the more exotic postseason destinations. Bush, in , lost something else: the Heisman, which he was forced to vacate upon allegations that he had received gifts from a sports agent during his college career, which the NCAA forbids. Table of Contents.
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